I have a fridge full of cherry tomatoes, sweet potato, kohlrabi, and cauliflower but I don’t want to eat them. I want sugar. I specifically want a £6.99 500ml tub of Booja’s cashew nut ice-cream.
There are 3 more days to buy for and I have £10.39 remaining; buying the tub of ice cream would be self sabotage of the highest order and I am determined to succeed at this task. So to distract me from the voices I eat every bit of fruit and treat stuff in the house instead.
- 3 pineapples
- 4 bananas (still not fully ripe)
- Sweet potato smoothie
- dried apricots
- Brazil nuts
- 5 cox apples
and to keep me safe when I leave for work I pack the salad but I leave my wallet at home!